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Big Sausage Pizza – A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis. Then, posing as a pizza delivery boy, he makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on his dick whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning cock.  The woman is usually spotted saying, “Wait, that’s not a sausage, that’s your cock!” before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if she was a very horny milk maid.

I think if you were to perform this very dangerous maneuver, I’d suggest you ensure that the hole in the pizza was wide enough so that there was no chance at all that your dick would get burned. Second, I might go with the Hawaiian pizza, so you could put your dick through the center of a pineapple ring in the middle of the pizza. Give the lucky lady a special treat if she manages to deepthroat the whole cock.

The Big Sausage Pizza is the original “Dick in a Box”, and is superior to the Lonely Island variation in a number of ways. First, you provide something to eat, in addition to your cock. Everyone loves pizza, so you’ll get extra points from the chick for bringing over dinner.

In Japan, popular pizza toppings include squid and mayonnaise. So, if you try the Big Sausage Pizza there, you’ll provide your own tentacle and mayo. All over her face, hopefully! As well, October is the US national pizza month, so give her a few lucky nights with this wonderful dish. The largest pizza ever was 122 feet in diameter, which is almost big enough to accommodate my monster cock.

If your lady likes getting double penetrated, feel free to add some phallic shaped veggies on the pizza. Zucchinis work wonders in a pussy while your cock is in her ass. Plus, the pizza’s warmth would heat up the zucchini so her pussy would accept it more easily. I suggest throwing a condom on the zucchini before inserting it, though – you don’t know where he’s been!

If she’s still hungry after the pizza and wants to eat her way to your dick, get yourself a half-dozen donuts. Slide on as many that will fit on your dick. It gives her a nice dessert, and you another round of head. She’ll get a Bavarian Cream – all over her face!

Q: What does the Gynecologist and the Pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

1. Greg didn’t wait for the pizza to cool down before trying the Big Sausage Pizza. He was very upset at the burns on his penis, but could only blame himself.

2. While her husband was on a business trip, she ordered a pizza from a pizzeria where the delivery boy was known to fuck lonely MILFs. She asked for the Big Sausage Pizza, and they knew exactly what she was ordering.

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