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Slang for vagina. Derived from “Cuchi-cuchi,” the catchphrase of Spanish-America flamenco guitarist and actress Charo who was popular in the 1970s and had big tits.

Incidentally, Charo holds the record for the most guest appearances on The Love Boat, which is the TV equivalent of working as a temp at a company longer than everyone else who works there fulltime. Sad, really.

1. I really wish Melissa would shave her cooch. Fucking her is like being deep-throated by a tribble.

2. Ingrid’s cooch is so tight, Aron Ralston almost cut off his own dick.

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