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One Night Stand

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A one-night-stand is when you have sex with a stranger that you just met who you’ll likely never see again. Sometimes people get confused about the definition and start calling their casual sexual encounters with people they know one-night-stands. A true one-night-stand is when you meet someone, fuck that person, and leave that night or the next morning with the knowledge that you still don’t know them and probably will never see them again. This doesn’t apply to people you kind of know or people who you share mutual friends with. This also doesn’t apply to people who you’ve been friends with for a while and you decide to sleep with them and it ends up being a one time thing.

Usually one-night-stands occur from bar hook-ups. It’s unlikely that, on a Saturday afternoon while you wander the mall looking for a new pair of shoes that you’ll meet someone, invite them into the public bathroom right there and start going at it. Bars have always been a socially acceptable place to show off one’s slutty side. This has a lot to do with the freedom of alcohol and how uninhibited we are able to be once we get a little bit wasted. People have plenty of casual sex with friends or people they don’t know very well but it’s less likely to be an actual one-night-stand.

There are many pros and cons about one-night-stands. The pros are that you don’t have to worry about how the sex is or whether the person thinks you’re good or bad in bed. You know you’ll only be with them for one night and it’s likely that you’re both pretty drunk so it’s probably going to be this sloppy mess of limbs and flesh and if you can get out of there without getting your eyeball poked out you can consider the evening a success. You may find yourself much less inhibited sexually when you’re fucking someone you don’t know because you aren’t worried about how they will perceive you. Perhaps you’ll end up having better sex than usual because you feel free enough to do some of the really dirty stuff that you haven’t been able to bring yourself to do with a lover that you’ve known outside of a sexual context. Of course there are downsides. You want to avoid getting and spreading diseases. The sex could be hugely bad, like maybe she’s on her knees and you’ve got your eyes closed just waiting for the thrill of her mouth on your hard dick when she starts blowing on it because she’s so stupid and she doesn’t know that giving a blow job doesn’t involve blowing onto the penis. But there’s always going to be some fuck duds in the pack. That’s why it’s important not to stop having one-night-stands just because your first one sucks. If you keep at it you’re bound to find someone who can suck your dick properly.

1. I had a one-night-stand last night. I had to go to a wedding the next day. Turns out the woman I fucked was the bride.

2. The last one-night-stand I had was the last person I ever fucked. We’re still married, sixteen years later.

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